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King Of (Leo) JokesPosted 4 months ago
В синагоге биндюжников украли сиддур.. Синагогальный староста держит речь к собранию. - Идн! Вэр сп*здил сиддур? Их мир, насрать на сиддур, их мир, прост обидн, вус фэр блядство творится ин дэр синагога!
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King Of (Leo) Jokes
Posted 4 months ago
>> У меня хомяк умер. >> >> - Что, реально умер? >> >> - Нет, бл**ь, со >> спецэффектами!!!!! >> >> >> >> Телефонистка: - номер, >> который Вы вызываете, не >> отвечает... >> >> - что, совсем??? >> >> - нет, бл**ь, первые две цифры >> ответили, а остальные молчат!!!!! >> >> >> >> Приходит мужик к врачу и >> высовывает маленький-маленький >> член. >> >> Врач смотрит на член и >> спрашивает: >> >> -Жалуетесь? >> >> Мужик: >> >> -Нет бл**ь, хвастаюсь!!!!! >> >> >> >> Две коровы на бойне. Одна >> другой: >> >> - Ой, как тут интересно! А Вы >> здесь первый раз? >> >> - Нет, бл**ь, второй!!!!! >> >> >> >> Начальник - секретарше: - >> Соберите всех сотрудников на >> совещание, срочно! >> >> - По селектору? >> >> - Нет бл**ь, через >> "Одноклассников", так >> быстрей будет!!!!! >> >> >> >> - Милый... у меня две полоски... >> >> - Ты беременна? >> >> - Нет, бл**ь, я бурундук!!!!! >> >> >> >> Подходит на рынке (М)ужик к >> (Б)абке, которая торгует >> картошкой. >> >> М:Бабушка, у вас картошка на >> посадку? >> >> Б:(злобно) - Нет, бл**ь, НА >> ВЗЛЁТ!!!!! >>
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King Of (Leo) Jokes
Posted 4 months ago
After his annual medical exam, the doctor said to the elderly man, 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?' 'In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have sex I am usually hot and sweaty and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.' After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, 'Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you'd like to discuss with me?' The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?' 'Oh that crazy old fart, she replied. 'That's because the first time is usually in August and the second time is in January.'